That Holly apology in full #ThisMorning pic.twitter.com/FNvNnoeQ3T
— Tom (@Flynny123) June 5, 2023
I'm watching one right now where he's got his Teddy Bear badge. His TEDDY BEAR BADGE. YOU DON'T NEED A QUALIFICATION TO ENJOY TEDDY BEARS DUGGEE, STOP GATEKEEPING TEDDY BEARS
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) June 17, 2023
Live coverage of a Royal Mail lorry laden with Father’s Day cards homing in on Boris Johnson’s location pic.twitter.com/q3815JUr5y
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 18, 2023
A thread of some mathematical musical comedy with @paulkerensa at #BaptistAssembly.
— Hannah Fleming-Hill (@TheHannahFH) June 17, 2023
Amazing Grace in the tune of Lion Sleeps Tonight. pic.twitter.com/XwjcgcmmvR
Ugh. I keep telling them… I AM human!!! pic.twitter.com/ZWq0gpnKqN
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) June 17, 2023
Excellent work from the nearly one year old. pic.twitter.com/FULeXQEQZ9
— Chris (@ChrisJackComedy) June 18, 2023
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) June 18, 2023
I still can’t believe F1 edited the groundhog to the beat of the theme tune 😭 pic.twitter.com/5qwUSXWZ66
— chlo 🏁 (@formulachlo) June 17, 2023
A good way to stop people from doing a running joke is to explain to them that it was actually never funny. pic.twitter.com/vAamvptNvW
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) June 19, 2023
in eight months, we've gone from 100 MPs want Boris Johnson to prime minister again to only 7 MPs want him to have access to the subsidised Westminster canteen
— Henry Mance (@henrymance) June 19, 2023
How long do you think @Independent have been republishing this Glastonbury packing list?? pic.twitter.com/UFTIuceffZ
— Alice Beverton-Palmer (@alicebevpalm) June 19, 2023
I asked Getty Images for a picture of "Christian contemporary worship" and this is what they gave me: pic.twitter.com/2LKTZol5rd
— Diana Butler Bass (@dianabutlerbass) June 21, 2023
Wedding culture has gotten insane and should be studied as a symptom of societal collapse. pic.twitter.com/mf7LSxiJA4
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) June 21, 2023
All that needs is an exam invigilator walking slowly up and down.
— Andrew (@pongowaring) June 22, 2023
so we have ice (water) hockey, field (earth) hockey, and air/table (air) hockey…. folks I believe it is time for fire hockey
— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) June 22, 2023
You're so Venn, you probably think this diagram is about you. pic.twitter.com/DNezMt7y2N
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) June 22, 2023
A tenner for toothpaste. pic.twitter.com/1wDFPB2OrN
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) June 22, 2023
If children are climbing up a slide, I encourage mine to slide down and knock them over. They need to learn the consequences of rule breaking.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) June 22, 2023
Seen these pictures doing the rounds on Facebook and Instagram of the characters from Friends and what their kids would look like. The REALLY angry comments wanting to know where Monica and Chandler’s twins are and the rage because Joey is with Janice are just sublime. pic.twitter.com/2SqPzibcZ3
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 22, 2023
Another tip:
— Carson Weitnauer (@CarsonWeitnauer) June 22, 2023
If you name your bed "The Word" then you can tell everyone you spent eight hours in The Word.
In the Chronicles of Narnia would you say..
— Scott Barber (@thescottbarber) June 22, 2023
…Aslan is the mane character?
I apologize for this tweet
When a man is tired of hotel breakfasts, he is tired of life.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) June 24, 2023
My 21 yr old stepson and his mate were back in town last night and got in around 4.30am (they didn't wake me, I was already awake thanks to my body).
— Pippa Frith (@PipFrith) June 23, 2023
I heard my stepson show his pal to his old room, show him where the bathroom was, and before he went downstairs to kip on 1/3
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